Once again it's 55 Fiction Friday. Here's this week's story:
She let her guard down, and in he swooped. In no time at all, he had stolen her identity. Her credit cards, her bank accounts, and her name and reputation were at the mercy of his actions. Indeed, she no longer knew who she was.
Her mother had always warned her not to get married.
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I am so excited about Tina Fey being pregnant. I didn't even know she was married. She gives hope to bookish smart chicks like myself.
Not to mention chicks with glasses and scars. Love me some Tina Fey. I hope she sticks around next season.
Scars?
Tina Fey has a scar extending from her left side of her lip. It's a couple of inches long, healed but noticeable. And frankly, kind of hot.
I think Tina Fey may have married the one man in the world who digs smart, witty chicks with glasses. That's okay. I'll wait for them to divorce.
We can combine forces and split them up if you like. (Of course, this plan assumes that you'd be going for him.) We'd have to do it before the kid is old enough to resent us.
Let's do it. Get some chalk, and we'll plan this shit like D-Day. But we have to do it in such a way that Tina Fey will still want to be my best friend. (But hey, if she doesn't want to be my BFF because I stole her husband, I'll turn to my other BFF, Sandra Oh, for comfort.)
This would be a lot easier if you just went after Alexander Payne, seeing as how Sandra Oh recently split with him.
Chalk?
So we can write our plan of attack on the chalkboard. Maybe I'll just go for Sandra Oh since she's weak and vulnerable. You're on your own with Tina then.
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