Tuesday, June 19, 2007

"I guess it's pretty serious."

Wondering whatever happened to Kristy Swanson? My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw her win that reality show posing as a skating competition. Then she hooked up with her (married) skating partner, had his kid, played a character closely resembling Anna Nicole Smith on one of those Law & Order shows, and now faces some real law and order after a reported scuffle with her man's ex. I guess it's pretty serious.

I pray for this long national nightmare to be over. When her name is finally cleared, look for the all-important update here on Brevity entitled "No problem whatsoever!"

3 comments:

K-Lyn said...

Wait...she had his kid? I missed that part! I suppose that would help gain the needed pounds to play Anna.

I also thought that Lloyd was not only married but his wife was pregnant at the time.

Men suck!

Neel Mehta said...

Wait...she had his kid? I missed that part!

See, that's why there's Brevity. More Americans get their Kristy Swanson news from Brevity than from any other source.

I suppose that would help gain the needed pounds to play Anna.

Exactly what happened. She filmed the role a few weeks after giving birth to, um, Magnus. Look for their next kid to be named Thor.

I also thought that Lloyd was not only married but his wife was pregnant at the time.

So he's the skating version of K-Fed? Classy.

Men suck!

It's true. We do.

K-Lyn said...

No, he can't quite be K-Fed...he's actually got the skating talent to back it up.