Wondering whatever happened to Kristy Swanson? My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw her win that reality show posing as a skating competition. Then she hooked up with her (married) skating partner, had his kid, played a character closely resembling Anna Nicole Smith on one of those Law & Order shows, and now faces some real law and order after a reported scuffle with her man's ex. I guess it's pretty serious.
I pray for this long national nightmare to be over. When her name is finally cleared, look for the all-important update here on Brevity entitled "No problem whatsoever!"