I returned to Las Vegas Saturday evening. Dinner was served as The Wonderful World of Disney was broadcast on ABC. (Major flashback to my childhood.)
The movie was Lilo & Stitch, an endearing if unusual animated film. The Hawaiian sisters were arguing over the alien's fate.
LILO: He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about ohana?
NANI: He hasn't been here that long!
LILO: Neither have I. Dad said ohana means family.
LILO: Ohana means family. Family means...
TOGETHER: ...nobody gets left behind.
"Sounds like Bush's education policy," I said, garnering a few family chuckles. Ever the joke set-up artist, my sister asked if ohana was indeed the President's approach to education.
"Well, it was that or hakuna matata."