Nearly two months after this, and while the nation is being held hostage by this, Gigli made Elektra an honest woman. I chuckle at the first sentence in this article: "Jennifer Garner has gone where no woman has gone before -- down the aisle with Ben Affleck" (emphasis mine).
Come on. You want to tell me those tuxedos were only used for the awards circuit? And that they worked together on all those Kevin Smith movies for the money?
The T-shirt does not lie.
Even if we leave poor Matt Damon out of the equation, this particular celebrity wedding is still ripe for comedy. Is anyone else picturing Victor Garber orchestrating Ben's actions behind the scenes? "I do declare that you will marry my TV daughter. Ain't no grandchild of mine gonna be born a bastard."
A mildly topic-appropriate 55 Fiction Friday:
Mister Movie Star and Miss Pop Singer kept the press guessing. Will she appear in his new film? Would he release his own album? And why were both recently seen dining with their exes?
Meanwhile, three instances of federal government corruption were unearthed in the past few days. The story made all the independent weeklies.
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