Derek Zoolander on ambition: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
On knowing your limits: I'm not an ambi-turner.
On animal testing: Not yet. You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.
On forecasting trends: You can read minds?
On office romance: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman."
On allocating day care space: What is this? A center for ants? How are we expected to teach the kids to read good... if they can't even fit inside the building?
On male colleagues: And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think.
On workplace accidents: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
On the executive washroom: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
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Truth be told, Derek Zoolander didn't have a lot of helpful advice. So we turned the microphone over to Hansel. He's so hot right now.
Hansel on role playing: Taste my pain, bitch!
On labels: I hear words like "handsomeness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity that I don't buy into.
On the environment: I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut. I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.
On brown-nosing: I friggin' worship you, man.
On facing your fears: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip. And I'm just falling, terrified and then I think, "Hey, Hansel, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"
On sales orders made online: They're IN the computer?
On inspirations: Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years... I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.
On unorthodox ideas: You is talking loco and I like it!
On personal integrity: I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.