Season's Greetings and Happy Holidays, Bill O'Reilly.
55 Fiction Friday has tons of cards but never sends them.
There used to be a Santa Claus.
But then that horrid Ben Affleck movie Reindeer Games premiered, and Santa was contractually obligated
to attend. He died shortly thereafter.
Now we elves take Santa's ride in shifts, and feed the
treats to the reindeer. It gives them gas.
In-House Counsel, Clauscorp