Tomkitten?

I learned yesterday of the exciting TomKat baby news, and all I can say is this: good luck, kid.

This karmically delicious story for 55 Fiction Friday was written back in the spring of 2004, a few months after a certain infamous Super Bowl halftime show.

My grandfather used to tell me the story of his downfall in the undershirt business. When Clark Gable appeared shirtless in It Happened One Night, all was lost, seemingly overnight.

I was reminded of that as I looked at our astonishing first quarter revenue. It’s truly a great time to be a nipple ring seller.