How to explain my greatly reduced web presence? Well, the simple answer is that I spend a lot less time online.
The more complicated answer is that I twisted my ankle, and try to limit my walking. I'm starting to heal, but for a while it was sheer, uh, Misery.
Well, okay, the circumstances were slightly different; I wasn't hobbled by my number one fan. Instead, my leg buckled while I was fetching the mail. But if I were a horse, I'd be dead by now.