Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Your friendly neighborhood constable

My sister missed the early voting period and had to vote on Tuesday, like other mere mortals. So Monday night she was thumbing through a handy election guide. She stopped in the section for constables.

"You do know what a constable is, don't you?" I asked.
"I have no idea. What are constables?"
"The local law enforcement in charge of Shakespearean matters."

6 comments:

Angry Pregnant Lawyer said...

Can't think of Dogberry without being reminded of Michael Keaton.

K-Lyn said...

Keaton was brilliant.

I still want one actor to play both Verges and Dogberry with Dogberry being a sock puppet.

Neel Mehta said...

A sock puppet of a donkey, maybe?

K-Lyn said...

That would make the ass jokes even funnier...

Emma said...

Heya.

This is Emma here from the site that used to be mysticdollarredemption.blogspot.com. As you may have realised from trying to access it in the last 14 hours, the URL no longer takes you to my blog, but to some other new link, adore kim, whatever the Hell that is, and I promise you, I have nothing to do with that.
I have no idea how this happened. I went hope last night, tried to access my blog, and realised that someone had changed the URL. So I went into my blogger account (surprisingly, the person who changed my account did not change any other settings apart from deleting my entire profile), and the URL had been changed to onomatopoeiaoyster.blogspot.com. So all my blog entries have moved to this new addy.
I’m very surprised that whoever did this merely changed my URL and didn’t do more. Quite nice for a hacker, some might say. Uh. Not me. Anyway, I’m now extremely tired, furious and annoyed, and have changed it to the simplest URL that I can: zummer.blogspot.com. I would be very grateful if you’d update all your links from your blog and favourites with this new URL, because it’s mine.
As I said, I’m extremely irritated and I would deeply appreciate your co-operation. Also delete this mysticdollarredemption link now because I have nothing to do with the contents with that blog. I’m like, really pissed off.

Thanks, Emma.

Sambian said...

the law is on our side!