Thursday, September 28, 2006

X-President

It's nice to see former President Bill Clinton mutate into an angry Democrat, even if Chris Wallace isn't the first person that comes to mind when you think "nice little conservative hit job."

This could be the start of something special. With Clinton's ability to slice through right-wing agendas and quickly heal from barbs of criticism, he could be the next Wolverine. I would enjoy seeing what a set of adamantium claws could do to, say, Nancy Grace.

Story 69 September
did not have sex with Michelle Malkin.


"The cigars were just the beginning. I used government
pens, SatCom phones, anything I could get my hands
on. And she was oh so willing. I was already the most
powerful man in the world, but I was quickly becoming
the most creative..."


"Mr. President, I must interrupt. We pride our bookstore
as a place for families. Could we move on to, say, the
Seattle WTO meeting?"


"I suppose."

5 comments:

Quinn said...

Wasn't there an old SNL cartoon about the former presidents fighting crime, and they brought Nixon back from the dead to help them? Or something?

Neel Mehta said...

Yes, there was. The X-Presidents were Ford, Carter, Reagan, and Bush 41. Once Bush 43 was elected, Clinton wanted to join, but they wouldn't let him.

Quinn said...

They were afraid he's score all the groupies.

Mainline Mom said...

Hehe...good one :) I'd like to see what his claws could do to Nancy Grace too.

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