Eugene Kittridge on employer liability: As always, should you or any member of your IM force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions.On coffee preferences: I don't have to stress the importance of this matter. We're keeping it internally black.
On washing your hands: Don't think, be sure. Are you clean?
On skin care: Yes, the mole's deep inside.
On disgruntled employees: I can understand you're very upset.
On ill-advised dealmaking: You're determined to shake hands with the devil and I'm going to make sure you do it in hell.
On negotiation tactics: Let's not waste time chasing him. Make him come to us. Everybody's got pressure points. Find out something that's important to him personally and you squeeze.
On conference room overbooking: Do we have to evacuate?On creative accounting: You and I know about this -- and that's where it stops. Understand? It never happened.
On arbitration clauses: Maybe we'll just keep the courts out of this one.
On chalkboard presentations: What do you need for a pinpoint?
On security leaks: I want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail him his clothes.
On Matt Lauer: He wanted us to know he was in London.
On physical evidence: This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.
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